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Salad Demotivational Poster

I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?

TAGS: trying eating healthier donut salad
Rating: 4.14/5

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Derek - July 7, 2011, 8:04 pm
I expect this will be NYPD approved.

THE FLYING SALAD DODGER - She uses the power of deception... she can't actually fly, But she does defeat and consume evil until there is only good left in the world... Or until she is full...


TAGS: salad dodger has a husband
Rating: 4.46/5

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Sean - April 18, 2011, 4:48 pm
Me too. Laughing still.
Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 4:40 pm
I'm still laughing! He probably can't even see the cd.

FRIENDS - You dont win friends with Salad

TAGS: simpsons salad friends
Rating: 2.31/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 12:08 am
Homer J and the family (sans lisa) chanting "you don't win friends with salad""you don't win friends with salad". I can see it in my mind (which has slightly better picture than my TV). I hope that show goes on forever.
Claire - July 21, 2009, 12:02 am
I'm hungry now. =/
Da5id - June 6, 2009, 3:33 pm
I almost expected a "when you see it..." ... but nope... nothing to see here.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 6, 2009, 12:08 am
I just had to say, that looks like a really good salad! Salmon, red peppers, fresh mozzarella, black olives, assorted greens...hell, I'd like that.


TAGS: august 13 food yeah the salads are great but its not good italian food
Rating: 3.38/5

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avitron - August 15, 2009, 4:46 am
kirkland olive oil ftw.
Sean - August 13, 2009, 11:29 pm
What aboot East Side Marios? Is that more of a wedgy with a vigorous noogy chaser?

STRAWBERRIES - Why they be on my nipples?

TAGS: strawberrys nipplez fruit salad
Rating: 2.11/5

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Zook - November 21, 2010, 4:57 pm
good job describing the text highlighted on the screen


FAT TUSH SALAD - I Like big butts and I can not lie...

FRESHNESS - It doesn't get any better than this.

TAGS: salad frog
Rating: 2.18/5

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Captain Obvious - December 24, 2008, 9:14 pm
well if that frog was alive, then that bad of leafy greens deserves a certified guarantee FRESH on it.


TAGS: giada pasta salad
Rating: 4.06/5

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guyfox - July 4, 2010, 7:32 pm
thanks for ruining spaghetti for me

bacon salad -




TAGS: salad fingers awsome creepy
Rating: 1.29/5

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SharpieBatman - February 1, 2012, 4:15 pm
SALAD FINGERS!! :) http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm
TheTrashHeap - January 29, 2010, 10:27 am
I see a 14 year old creator behind it.
Ed-Hyde - January 29, 2010, 9:04 am
I see hall of shame potential in this poster.
Mr. Shiny - January 29, 2010, 12:28 am
are...are you okay?

Waitress! -

TAGS: calendar 23rd food salad unexpected
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 24, 2015, 2:21 pm
Guys, Mr. M was made aware of the ad. Yeah it's in pretty bad taste. If it's still the one that I'm aware of. Is it the um...er...Facebook but all grown up sort of speak? Hey, what does a hare in my salad have to do with any of this...teehee!
GaryO - March 23, 2015, 8:32 pm
I see brestez and azzez on the plus side, but nothing inappropriate (I’ll be on the plus side, BTW)
Silverheart - March 23, 2015, 5:21 pm

That advertising you speak of - it's on the plus side as well.
TheSanityInspector - March 23, 2015, 2:36 pm
Clever! But quick question for the group: Is anyone else seeing inappropriate advertising, when you click on any motifake & bring up the Facebook view? I hope this isn't turning into that kind of site.

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